Let Me Get This Queer: Is My Husband Gay?

A recent article featured in Christwire suggests that a little investigating and a lot of stereotyping will help concerned Christian wives uncover repressed homosexuality in their husbands.

Treat yourself to the article: Christwire: Is My Husband Gay?

Suck my balls, Stephenson Billings. This article is the epitome of what is wrong with this country. These views only propagate the worst kinds of hate and cruelty. It is insulting to any straight man who takes pride in his appearance or an interest in pop culture; and demeaning to any gay man by suggesting that his “same-sex experimentation is linked to drug and alcohol abuse.”

Women, if you are unhappy with your marriage, it’s not because your husband’s gay. It’s because you’re not a good match for each other, or that you’ve both let yourselves go to the convenience of your arrangement. You should seek counseling. You should not revive the logic associated with The Salem Witch Trials. Just so know, gay men do not float.

Women, if your husband exhibits any of the characteristics laid out as gay warning signs, you should be freaking ecstatic. That means you married an intelligent man who is committed to being a worldly contributor, who cares about his health and well-being, and cares enough to keep the bedroom exciting. I guarantee that your husband is not flying to Asian to have sex with young boys or going to the gym to get a BJ in the locker room.

And furthermore, didn’t the bible say, “judge not lest ye be judged?” Maybe you should freshen up on all the loving messages that Christ had to offer instead of dedicating yourself to sending a message of hate.

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About Let Me Get This Queer

I find myself confused by the retardation that plagues peoples' logic. I don't get people who are closed minded, don't have a sense of humor, or find themselves confined by political correctness. I am using this site to create a space for people to share their thoughts, flex their moral compass, and challenge the world to be a better place. A lofty goal, I know. But someday when sanity returns to control and disgusting, entitled people receive the fundamental kharma that is due, we will all rejoice.
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