Let Me Get This Queer: God Rested on Those Other Six Days Too, says Stephen Hawking

In the heat of this universal scandal, with all of this talk about the existence of God, let’s just all agree that Stephen Hawking is in a wheel chair and shits in a bag.

Theoretical Physicist and Cosmologist (not to be confused with someone who goes to beauty school) Stephen Hawking distracted the Christian communities from hating on Islam to hate on science by making these comments in his new book, The Grand Design:

“Spontaneous creation is the reason there is something rather than nothing, why the universe exists, why we exist. It is not necessary to invoke God to light the blue touch paper and set the Universe going.”

In addition to bringing sexy back, Hawking has a lot of interesting things to say. Link: God has no role in Universe says Stephen Hawking

It amazes me that we still have this kind of controversy over religion. No one wants to be told what to believe; that’s the beauty of free will. Everyone is trying to make sense out of existence. Some people use religion, some people use booze, and some people use science. Regardless of what you believe about God, let’s champion thought, let’s encourage provocation. That’s the only way any of us will ever grow. Centuries of people never knew of a world where Christ existed, and centuries of people believed that the sun revolved around the earth. We believe those people to be morons. When they look back at this debate, what will future generations think about us? It’s time to stop fighting and come to understand that we’re all right. Each and every one of us. As long as you’re not a psycho going around murdering people and singing Justin Beiber, what ever you believe about God is true.

What do you believe?

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About Let Me Get This Queer

I find myself confused by the retardation that plagues peoples' logic. I don't get people who are closed minded, don't have a sense of humor, or find themselves confined by political correctness. I am using this site to create a space for people to share their thoughts, flex their moral compass, and challenge the world to be a better place. A lofty goal, I know. But someday when sanity returns to control and disgusting, entitled people receive the fundamental kharma that is due, we will all rejoice.
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