KFC has enraged the National Organization for Women with its grassroots campaign to promote its latest sandwich creation, the Double Down, by soliciting college-aged girls to put on KFC sweatpants and walk around campuses passing out the sandwich to its target demo: teenage boys.
The National Organization for Women wants to thwart KFC’s Breast Movement and issued this statement “It’s so obnoxious to once again be using women’s bodies to sell fundamentally unhealthy products.”
Dear National Organization for Women, you have your Dove Campaign, leave KFC alone. It’s not like KFC is putting the 3lb meat sandwich in a 12 year old’s snatch and letting teenagers eat out at will. Sex Appeal is everywhere. These girls are getting $500 – which to a college girl is like 3 Billion dollars. That money pays for a semester of books or solves the problem of an unexpected pregnancy.
KFC’s real offense is the sandwich itself, which has 540 calories, 32 grams of fat, and 1380 mg of sodium. No one should be eating that crap.
A rep from KFC failed to comment on this story, so we reached out to the next best thing. We caught up with Old MacDonald on his farm, he had the following things to say, “EE – I – EE – I – O.”
What do you think?