Let Me Get This Queer: Canada Gets Fisted

Dear Canada,

We’ve been friends for such a long time. I love Montreal, I hear great things about Toronto, and the list of contributions that you’ve made to the world of entertainment is outstanding; just look at all the entertainers that you’ve generated: Alanis Morissette, Celine Dion, Avril Levine, Nelly Furtado, Nickelback, Dan Aykroyd, John Candy, Jim Carrey, Michael J. Fox, Tom Green, Norm MacDonald,, Howie Mandel, Lorne Michaels, Rick Moranis, Mike Myers, Leslie Nielsen, Martin Short.

After all the songs, all the laughs, we, in America, have never really said thank you. And I think it’s about time. But, what? What can we in America really do to express our gratitude? What could we give you that could represent the best that America has to offer? What gift embodies the most profound of minds, the most gentle of hearts, and the most sincere of spirits?

Then it hit me. Nothing says thank you quite like this:

So there you have it, Canada, you get your own version of The Jersey Shore. May it bring as many wonderful contributions to your country as it has to ours!

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About Let Me Get This Queer

I find myself confused by the retardation that plagues peoples' logic. I don't get people who are closed minded, don't have a sense of humor, or find themselves confined by political correctness. I am using this site to create a space for people to share their thoughts, flex their moral compass, and challenge the world to be a better place. A lofty goal, I know. But someday when sanity returns to control and disgusting, entitled people receive the fundamental kharma that is due, we will all rejoice.
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