Let Me Get This Queer: Skating with A$$holes!

In case you didn’t get enough of has-been, no-name hacks acting like assholes on the dancefloor with Dancing The Stars, tune into ABC on Monday nights to see similar assholes act like assholes on an ice rink for the new show, Skating With The Stars.

Thanks, ABC, just what I always wanted: to see Vince Neal in a pair of ice-skates doing a routine to Lady Gaga. Fate sure is cruel, Tommy Lee gets revered for having a huge cock and F’ing Pamela Anderson, and Vince Neal has to do this crap.

And I’m so glad that Dick Button could get someone to cover his shift at Home Depot so he could sit in on the Judges Panel. This was the best casting ABC could do!?

And why does the host have to have to a British Accent? Does ABC really think that adding a British accent somehow makes this seem credible? Um…who is this Vernon guy anyway?

Don’t even get me started on Bethany Frankel! How can she do this and still breastfeed? If she falls, she must splash milk all over the ice.

Dear America, what is your fascination with this crap?  What’s next, Bike Riding With The Stars? Zookeeping With The Stars?

Is this really necessary?

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About Let Me Get This Queer

I find myself confused by the retardation that plagues peoples' logic. I don't get people who are closed minded, don't have a sense of humor, or find themselves confined by political correctness. I am using this site to create a space for people to share their thoughts, flex their moral compass, and challenge the world to be a better place. A lofty goal, I know. But someday when sanity returns to control and disgusting, entitled people receive the fundamental kharma that is due, we will all rejoice.
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