This is a stroke of genius. After doing such a phenomal job hosting his annual Rocking New Years Eve Bash, I think the only logical next step is to start this campaign:
Dick Clark to Host SNL!
Sorry the clip is shitty, but file it under Inspiration. Nothing makes people feel more like celebrating the passage of time quite like a stroke victim reminding us all of the joys of aging. ABC didn’t have any clips of Dick’s previous New Years appearances to use? It would have been a nice tribute. Instead, they thought it would be better to let him stuff his colostomy bag in his elastic waistband and slur his way into 2011!?
Fine, ABC, you think he’s TV ready!? Then let’s do this! Ladies and gentlemen, spread the word, the campaign stars here:
DICK CLARK TO HOST SNL!